Installment Two

Some interesting people ride city transit. The spectrum is very broad.

I sat next to a guy a few weeks ago who smelled like heaven. I even tweeted about how good he smelled...hopefully he wasn't reading the text over my shoulder...that would be embarrassing.

And then the next day, USHER was on my bus. Okay, well not REALLY but he looked a lot like the real thing. I had to do a double take before I realized...ya right, Usher wouldn't ride city transit. Usher wouldn't be here period. It's freaking COLD here.

And then yesterday there was leash kid and leash kids' sister. Leash kid was, well, on a leash. It was actually more like a harness...with a monkey on the back and then a leash. And leash kid screamed the entire time he was on the bus. Kill me.

And leash kids' sister, she was trying to pull her tooth out... ON THE BUS! Are you kidding me? And the parents...do nothing. About either kid.

There's also Can Lady. She rides the bus fairly regularly. She's this older Asian lady, she's bow-legged, like to point where it looks like someone tied her ankles together after putting her on a horse and left her there for 10 years. Poor woman. Anyway...Can Lady brings huge garbage bags full of empty cans and bottles on the bus...but she carries them on a hobo stick. That's the best way to describe it...and she always does it during rush hour. So, the bus is already packed and then on comes Can Lady with her giant bags of dirty cans that she picked outta the garbages all over town. Gross.

So...to sum up...interesting people ride city transit. Some are interesting for good reasons...others for not so good reasons.